Just a little story

Lige en lille historie baseret på vores oplevelse i Boston. Annika og jeg var simpelthen flade af grin hele lørdag. Nyd vores lille fortælling. 

Now I want to tell you a story - it's a short story though, but it's a good one. This story is about a man Zachary - better known as Lonely Zachy Boy. Lonely Zachy Boy is a harvard grad student in his early thirties, right now living by himself in his own flat downtown Boston. An apartment with a pretty good location. It's near the harbor and close to one out of a thousand Dunkin Donuts' shops located in the city. Lonely Zachy Boy has a penchant for Dunkin Donuts' Coffee, and is an employee at the store himself. Liking Starbucks is very insulting to him - it's against everything he vouches for. If you are a Starbucks fan, then you and Zachy boy will never become friends. That's actually why he is kind of lonely. He has no friends. No friends besides his fish in a big aquarium placed in the kitchen. The fish called prince Gustav the first (pronounced Gustaffffffff) is lonely too. Zachy Boy tells people, that Gustav doesn't like other fish. He points out that Gustav attacks other fish, and that you can not put a mirror in front of him, because it will make him aggressive. He likes humans though and if you are a Dunkin Donut coffee drinker, Zachy boy will maybe let you feed him. If you are lucky you might be their friend. Just have in mind, that it can be hard - because you are probably a bigger fan of Starbuck than Dunkin. We are. That's why we're happy, that Gustav and Zachy Boy have each other. Gustav likes people and Zachy Boy likes fish - and they don't need anything else in this entire world.

The moral of the story is - from Lonely Zachy Boy's point of view - if you ever fell lonely, just buy a fish. If you're not up for that idea, you are more than welcome to keep Zachy Boy and Gustav company around Sankt Patrick's Day. That's their favorite holiday and every single year they are throwing a party with donuts and a seven hours cooked cornbief. Just letting you know!

^ billede af mig og Prince Gustav the first.